"Step 1: Go to this new restaurant bar near your work with your friends because it looks great and any place that sells Soju alongside dumplings is already 1 step in the right direction. Enjoy creative soju drinks, shots, and fresh dumplings and man those shrimp things are really good. Also, mac wontons are not mac and cheese. They are big-mac, and as good as any burger. Step 2: The owners, the wait-staff, the bartenders, make them into your friends because they're just the sort of people you want to be your friends. Drink yourself into a stupor. Go back a few days later because you really want to do it again. Step 3: Turn 30. Rent the bar out for the night to celebrate your birthday. Wreck the place. Have the owner tell you it was awesome. Step 4: Brag about all of this on the internet so other people will do the same thing"
