"Well well well. Here in Scappoose we have come to accept and to an extent, expect that things will just inevitably fail to live up to the hype that is generated around them. I mean let's face it. As far as dining in scappoose goes what choices do we have? Even out fast food is limited to what? Burger King McDonald's dairy queen and subway? We have ixtapa and simm, okay that's true. Even a couple of bars whose food is really quite excellent. Wigwam and Rosebud come to mind. And then, tucked away from the well-traveled path, far from the glitz and glamour that is scappoose town proper, is a lunch truck called hangry. And my god. What delicious food they serve. Breakfast burritos made with real fresh ingredients? Check. A gyro. A fothamuckin gyro, lamb-beef or chicken, with the tzatziki sauce made so refreshingly superb.. now I won't lie, I haven't tried anything else because I see that gyro and it beckons to me every time. But everything on the menu looks so appealing. If you are even the slightest bit curious, feed that curiosity you will not regret it. Call them first tho make sure they open. The hours are kinda weird. Friendly team over there too."
