"I had read some other reviews that I didn't agree with. Regarding the taxidermy on display, yes, there were taxidermied animals, but they were situated behind the bar and up high—just keep your eyes down and you’ll be fine. As for the biker bar vibe, there's a lovely winding road outside that attracts bikers, and yes, there were some hillbilly guests, but honestly, they were all friendly! Welcome to Almost Heaven!
The menu was quite limited, reminding me of the scene in *My Cousin Vinny* where the choices were simply breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The options were printed in large font, yet they expanded the menu across more pages when they could have condensed it to one double-sided sheet. A shorter menu would lead to quicker order times.
The music featured classic country hits from legends like Alan Jackson, Hank Williams, and Johnny Cash, which I loved! The bartender, who also served as our waitress, did a great job of keeping an ear out for us, even while she was preparing for the day. We arrived early, and despite still getting ready, she was attentive to our needs.
There were two pool tables available with no charge, which was a nice touch. Now, onto the food—my steak sandwich was an issue. It looked great with fresh bread and lightly melted cheese, but it was overly greasy, possibly because the fried onions and mushrooms had been deep fried without any breading. It left me feeling quite ill. My wife ordered the wings, and while she thought they were just okay, she mentioned that they fell apart after one bite, even though the sauce had a nice kick.
For my review, I’d rate the place a three out of five."