Kemler's - Carte

The Farmhouse At Turkey Hill

➤ 991 Central Rd, Bloomsburg I-17815-8990, United States

Carte • Vegan • Pasta • American • Contemporary

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"PROS: Room was clean, in good condition, bed was reasonably comfortable. Bathroom looked like it had recently been updated. The room has a small table with two chairs, which was nice for having dinner that we brought in. Ample lights. Grounds are attractive and well maintained. All staff we encountered was friendly and polite. Breakfast included. Decent coffee. CONS: Practically on top of the interstate. Primary complaint is the noise that made it hard to fall asleep, not only from the trucks on the interstate, also the guy snoring in the next room, the lady giggling next door. The walls were thin enough I could hear parts of their conversation and they weren't being inordinately loud. Pillows were too thick and firm for me. No gym on site (access to a local available if you want to drive). Internet was terrible and wouldn't stay connected. Window shutter louvers were painted closed, so options for natural light are: a) none or b) fully open where anyone can look in. Rooms aren't serviced daily unless requested. TINY, TINY bathroom stocked with only 2 washcloths. TINY bottles of shampoo, lotion, and mouthwash NO conditioner. Refrigerator froze everything inside even after adjusting to warmer temp. Hairdryer plug didn't fit outlet well had to be finessed to make it stay. Two tiny coffee pods for the Keurig in the room (to be fair you can go to the lobby area for complimentary brewed coffee, but 2 pods per room seems stingy especially when they're not restocking daily). Breakfast menu items sounded great, but execution was lacking ordered quinoa with vegetables and it was a big bowl of quinoa in which I found 3 miniscule bits of vegetable too small to spear with a fork. Avocado toast is made with soft, mushy grocery store sliced sandwich bread, lightly toasted and smeared with what appeared to be processed/frozen grainy avocado paste, then garnished with beautiful little grape tomatoes and fresh sprouts to cover the culinary sins. Some good quality bread, appropriately toasted and topped with mashed FRESH avocado, freshly ground salt and pepper, would have brought it to a whole different level. It could have been good with some high quality fresh ingredients!!! Pastries looked delicious and were beautifully displayed, but bland in flavor. We planned to eat dinner in their fine dining restaurant but quickly decided to cancel our reservations after eating their breakfast items. NET: Not worth the price. it was just okay not great, not terrible. Skip their restaurants. Bring earplugs. There are a number of things they could improve if they chose to and others that are probably not feasible. Disappointed with the lack of attention to detail beyond aesthetics. Unlikely to be a repeat guest."

Napoli Pizza

➤ 319 East St, Bloomsburg I-17815-1846, United States

Carte • Pizza • Lunch • Steak • Cheese

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"I want to start by saying Naps is usually first-class food, but this time it was sub par. All we ordered was a big mouthburger with extra patties and a cheese pizza. We got the food and thought that there was already a problem with the big mouth, how tho we had ordered extra meat and it came only with 2 additional pattens (4 normally come, we got clarification, but it just got worse). After eating my pizza from the box it was not where close hot, probably closer to Raumtemp. Then when it came to the big mouth burgers, it was still pink in stains and one could pull the uncooked out of the boiled (at that time, that has never happened when we ordered). We have been ordering since February this year, and this is the first time that we are really disappointed."

Cracker Barrel Old Country Store

➤ 228 Mall Blvd, 17815, Bloomsburg, US, United States

Carte • Store • Vegan • American • Rib Eye Steak

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"Our waiter, Nod, was excellent. He was attentive but not intrusive, interesting, and friendly. Despite the busy atmosphere, he made sure no one had to wait long. We ordered the $6.99 meat dish with a side, and I tried the Fertilizer Kirsch tea, which was delicious. The review was written on 02/24/2022 around midday. Also, their biscuits were amazing – soft, fresh, and delicious. The sweet potato casserole was fantastic, well-seasoned, and cooked to perfection."

Unida Pizza

➤ 353 W Main St, Bloomsburg I-17815-1608, United States

Carte • Pizza • Lunch • Italian • American

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"Yesterday, we stopped by this restaurant on our way home from Knoebels, and it was a fantastic find! The salad was enormous and loaded with a variety of toppings, while the breadsticks and cheese breadsticks were simply amazing. The wings were crispy and flavorful, and the pizza was absolutely to die for! Everything exceeded our expectations. It's a true sign of a great restaurant when every dish is top-notch. We will definitely return on our future trips! Thank you for providing such a wonderful meal to cap off our Father's Day outing!"

Original Italian Pizza

➤ 452 East Street, Bloomsburg, 17815, United States Of America

Carte • Pizza • Lunch • Cheese • Italian

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"This is a staple pizza parlore in the coal region. This bloomsburg establishment has some of the best college pizzas around. The ability to order by the slice is excellent. There is a little flop, but not alot of greese. They will load it with topings for an upcharge, but its as good as if you got it from a whole pie. The buttered pasta and meatballs is extremely well sauced. And you got a basket of bread and butter to go along with it.The staff were attentative even for a lunch rush. Great job"