"The cheese and pepperoni slid right off like it was in soup. The staff claimed they weren't Domino's, but there was no oregano, no red pepper, no garlic, and no Parmesan. This isn't Italian food or pizza—it's just freezer-burnt, fridge-stored, dry, old ingredients thrown together and undercooked. What if I requested parsnips and arugula? You're not Italian; you deserve zero stars, if that were even possible. It's disappointing, much like many businesses today—though not all, at least."
