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The Collins Small Batch Kitchen

The Collins Small Batch Kitchen

3160 E Camelback Rd, 85016, Phoenix, US, United States

Full • Tapas • Catering • American


"I usually enjoy at least monthly and have brought a lot of dates. Usually good but entirely different tonight.Noticed on the salad there was hardly any pulled chicken (supposed to be $6 worth — think about that … you’d expect a nice generous hunk. Sorry to say the same re smallest pieces of bacon — that you had to seek and find. Maybe 6 small 1/2 pieces if that.So sad that those items were basically garnishes and not the reason the salad existed. Exactly same with partner’s salad as was the same choice.Noise level was mind boggling — seemed clientele was yelling and laughing — clearly unmannered. Staff found it hard to communicate but had to act like it wa alright. Females having to shout the evenings specials and me trying to read their lips. ?? This wasn’t a game night — so get some noise absorption investment made and installed. It’s miserable and has leaned toward this through the years when busy.Do hope owners consider investing in some sound baffling. It’s worse than an amusement park under the rollercoaster.TV over the bar tuned on a boxing match (no one is choreographing the bar experience and the bar help is slammed and can’t come up for air) and another TV had poker game — forgotten media and no standard.I asked hostess to find some baseball just for some visual peaceful-ness? They did.Sesame bread usually good but over done tonight. Hard brown/black edge and tough.Won’t go back for a long while and not when the riff raff is yelling at the tables by the front door. They would not let up. Was it too early? 5 pm. What’s wrong? Those who know how to behave in a nice setting don’t seem to be the clientele there. The more genteel couples on double dates annoyed too.Tip: ladies and gentlemen serving ladies and gentlemen. Remember that one? Nice innocent wait staff but where are you getting the boisterous patrons who are drinking before or being over-servedBartenders attracting them?"