"FRIES: The first thing we tried were the fries, which I sneakily nibbled on as I got into my car. Luckily, I wasn’t driving when the cold, hard, and overly salty fry assaulted my taste buds—it felt like an unexpected slap in the face! Honestly, the photo of the fries looked better than they actually tasted.
BURGERS: They were small and somewhat cold, but had potential. After a quick 25-second zap in the microwave, the burger was tasty enough that I almost forgot about the overcooked fries. Almost.
SALAD: The presentation was appealing. However, the hostess who packed it mentioned they were still preparing my salad while we were already 20 minutes in! By that point, I had lost my appetite and ended up putting it in the fridge for later. Much later.
OVERALL, there are plenty of other places where you can get more value for your money. Aunt McDonald's and Uncle Burger King are always there for you!"