"To start, they served our eggs Benedict with wooden-handled knives that were literally broken. The blade was hanging loose because one of the rivets was missing, and the handles were in such poor condition that they seemed almost rotten.
As for the food, it matched the deplorable state of the cutlery. The eggs were poorly poached and too runny, the ham was unappetizing, the muffin was undercooked, and the hollandaise sauce was a tasteless, pale version of what it should be. The hash browns were mushy, almost like mashed potatoes.
The burger we ordered was even worse than a terrible one we had at a Black Bear Diner. It had the same strange texture and chemical taste as the beef patty, but the bun was stale and gummy, and the tomatoes and other toppings lacked any flavor. The only thing that stood out was the strange taste of the meat.
All four of us promised never to return to this place. It was a hugely disappointing experience."