"This is the best Chili’s I’ve ever been to. As an 80’s child, Chili’s entered the scene like whoa. I remember going for the $1.50 chips and salsa and waters for the table as a teen, and pretending it was my birthday for the free brownie sundae. I am now 74 according to Chili’s records. But I digress. This particular Chili’s was fire. Not only did we have like 8 servers, they were literally the cutest. Our main chick, we will call her Debra because I forgot her name, brought us napkins 4 times. Homegirl saw how hungry we were after visiting baby horses in West Virginia and was all “I got you and your sticky fingers that may have horse poop on them.” She didn’t actually say that, but it was presumed. As we munched on our Chips Salsa with a side of ranch perfection (no longer $1.50, thanks Biden), we watched as Timothy (again no idea what his name was) wiped down a table with such integrity and vigor that it was mesmerizing. Free show if I may. It was a solid 4 minutes of scrubbing, including the booth benches, all the crevices. I thought, “damn, I would feel comfortable just naked on these seats after that performance”. Timothy must also clean the floors because when I went to the bathroom, the signature sticky walk was nowhere to be found. I will go to this chili’s every time I visit baby horses in West Virginia."
