"With this cheese bread, I thee wed. Little Caesars, for five years I promised to never #seizetheCaese before marriage. I worked for Big Caesar all five of these years to get his blessing and now you're finally mine. I would willingly pay not one, not two, but three camels to have you all to myself. I take you exactly as you are, loving you today and for all our days to come. From this day forward, I promise to love and to cherish you, forsaking all other flavors, in sickness and obesity, until death do us part."
