"I frequent this place to catch up with friends and to eavesdrop on first dates that start on Tinder. Here are some snippets I've heard: Someone mentioned that Jack Kerouac is a genius—definitely not the best move for a date, as it comes off as pretentious while showcasing a limited understanding of literature. When asked about drink preferences, someone inquired whether the other person favored wine or spirits—my advice? Just wait for her to order; you'll find out soon enough. Oh, and if you lean more towards liberal views, keep in mind that it's Brooklyn, so that's a given. The first-date atmosphere is amusing to observe. Just a heads-up: avoid bringing a vegan here, as they serve a rabbit pot pie!"
