Teléfono: +15593252583,+16616002915
Dirección: 850 Herndon Ave Clovis (at Herndon), Clovis, California, USA, 93612, United States
Ciudad: Clovis
Menú Platos: 17
Reseñas: 403
Sitio Web: http://Bluemoonyogastudios.com
"Title: Blue Moon Yoga: Where Zen Meets SarcasmWell, well, well... Prepare yourself for a sarcastically blissful journey at Blue Moon Yoga, the place where zen and wit collide in the most extraordinary way! If you 're tired of yoga studios taking themselves too seriously, this is the haven you 've been searching for.Let me start by saying that Blue Moon Yoga is so mind-blowingly good, it 's almost criminal. Seriously, it should come with a disclaimer: Beware, excessive levels of relaxation may lead to an addiction to good vibes and bad puns. You 've been warned.The moment I walked through their mystical doors, I couldn 't help but chuckle at the whimsical decor. It 's like they merged a yoga studio with a comedy club. I mean, who needs bland and generic when you can downward dog your way through a room filled with giggles and quirkiness?Now, let 's talk about their instructors. These folks are not just your run-of-the-mill yoga teachers; they 're like yoga superheroes armed with superpowers of sarcasm and side-splitting humor. They 'll have you contorting your body into shapes you didn 't know were physically possible while laughing so hard you might forget to breathe. But hey, oxygen is overrated anyway, right?And here 's the best part: the price. Brace yourself for this shocking revelation—I couldn 't believe it myself—it 's not free! Yes, you heard that right. They actually expect you to pay for this magical experience. But let me assure you, it 's worth every single penny. You won 't find this level of hilarious enlightenment just lying around on the sidewalk.Oh, and did I mention the morning classes? Picture this: you stumble out of bed, half-awake and in desperate need of caffeine, and somehow find yourself in a room full of people who are equally sleep-deprived and caffeinated. It 's like a caffeinated-yoga-induced morning madness! It 's the perfect way to start your day with a healthy dose of laughter and self-awareness.So, if you 're ready to unroll your yoga mat and embrace a yoga studio that dances to the beat of its own drum, Blue Moon Yoga is waiting to welcome you with open arms and an arsenal of witty remarks. Just remember, laughter-induced muscle cramps may occur, but hey, that 's what savasana is for, right?Namaste, fellow yogis, and may your journey to inner peace be laced with the finest threads of sarcasm and laughter at Blue Moon Yoga!"
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Classics Smoothies
Janete
Mountain matcha smoothie didnt have a matcha taste.
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Keo
Really good wholesome Blue Moon Smoothie. I added ginger! Perfecto!
Martina
delicious, but as they close early, I don't think I'm often visiting.
Hannah
Delicious, but as they close early, I don't find myself visiting a lot. Ver carta
GreenMountainie
The food is tasty, but I don't go there frequently because they close early.
Philip
The owner genuinely cares about the customer experience and maintains a high standard of quality, making it a rare find in today's dining scene.
Christina
I adore Blue Moon Yoga! The instructors are amazing and the studio is fantastic! If you haven't been to Blue Moon Yoga, you need to check it out! Ver carta
Sarah
It was a great Açaí Bowl! I had it for breakfast, and I enjoyed the combination of fruit and veggies in the bowl. Great healthy way to start the day!
Krysten
Te Blue Moon Bowl was delicious! I love that the bowl it came in was NOT plastic! Except for the lid.. which was plastic. Other than that, the Blue Moon Bowl was very tasty.
Marvin
Title: Blue Moon Yoga: Where Zen Meets SarcasmWell, well, well... Prepare yourself for a sarcastically blissful journey at Blue Moon Yoga, the place where zen and wit collide in the most extraordinary way! If you 're tired of yoga studios taking themselves too seriously, this is the haven you 've been searching for.Let me start by saying that Blue Moon Yoga is so mind-blowingly good, it 's almost criminal. Seriously, it should come with a disclaimer: Beware, excessive levels of relaxation may lead to an addiction to good vibes and bad puns. You 've been warned.The moment I walked through their mystical doors, I couldn 't help but chuckle at the whimsical decor. It 's like they merged a yoga... Ver carta
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Juice Bebidas recién exprimidas y revitalizantes hechas con las mejores frutas, que ofrecen una explosión de sabores naturales. Perfectamente refrescantes, nuestros jugos proporcionan una manera saludable y deliciosa de saciar tu sed.
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Healthy Platos saludables y nutritivos elaborados con ingredientes frescos y orgánicos, perfectos para quienes buscan disfrutar de comidas equilibradas. Disfruta de nuestras opciones sin culpa repletas de sabor y nutrientes vitales. Ver carta
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Smoothies Refresca y revitaliza con nuestra selección de deliciosos batidos. Mezclados a la perfección con frutas frescas e ingredientes saludables, estas bebidas frías y cremosas ofrecen una explosión de sabor en cada sorbo.
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Breakfast Comienza tu día con nuestras deliciosas opciones de desayuno, que incluyen desde huevos y panqueques clásicos hasta batidos saludables y yogur. ¡Perfecto para una comida abundante o un bocado ligero por la mañana!
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