"WHAT??? WHY??? After growing up in and spending so much time in New England how did I find the world 's BEST fried scallops on top of a PIZZA while sitting at a bar near the Coast Guard Academy? I almost didn 't want to write this review because I don 't want anyone else to know. Consider me shocked! Honestly, I was disappointed when I saw that the scallop and bacon pizza came out with red sauce. I was a little grossed out. I never imagine that combo. I was thinking it would be a white pizza but I guess I didn 't read the menu. But, I picked one of those scallops off the pizza and I no longer cared! I immediately removed all the scallops off the pizza and into my plate so that my partner (who ordered the fish sandwich wouldn 't get any! Thee juicy, tasty, succulent deep fried circles of joy had my eyes rolling in the back of my head and looking at my calendar to see when I could make time to come back for another meal of just the scallops. I ate them all except two, which I 'm begrudgingly let him try. I didn 't even want to try his fish. I don 't care what that tastes like, I 've achieved mouth nirvana over here. After collecting myself, I did try the pizza, which by now was just bacon and DAMN! It was some quality bacon! And a ton of it. The pizza was good, too. (Although I bet it would have been good as a white pizza all together...just saying. . I guess the clam pizza is white. We did reheat the pizza the next day and it was still awesome. More typical New England style Greek pizza, but not as crunchy/hard/tough/dry edged as most of your basic House of places. I also heard that the fish sandwich was fresh and delicious. Whatever. I 'm #TeamScallops. We sat at the bar, it was Saturday afternoon, 10/29/22, and I 'm sorry to the lovely female bartender with the gorgeous mane of dark hair because I can 't remember your name because I would hire you in an instant! She has a great personality, an eye for when you need something, good timing and that particular New England quick hustle that is a rarity in customer service these days! She 's accommodating but I bet if the locals got out of hand, she could take care of it herself. YOU ROCK! This will become our first go-to when we are in town again. The service is great, the beer is ice cold and I don 't know who Mr. G is, but you all made him very proud! Cheers!"
