Colima - Menu

301 Lincolnway, La Porte, United States

🛍 Pizza, Lunch, Asiatic, Mexican

4 💬 329 Reviews
Colima

Phone: +12193240355

Address: 301 Lincolnway, La Porte, United States

City: La Porte

Menu Dishes: 35

Reviews: 329

"I honestly don’t know how this place is still open. When I went there, nearly all of the lights were off- including in the kitchen. There was only one person in the restaurant, and he both took my order and made the food.My order took about an hour to be done which was upsetting but I tried to be patient because there was only the one person there. However, the meat was literally rancid. You could tell by look and smell- but I even tasted it just because I thought I was overthinking it and perhaps it was a seasoning or something making it seem like it was rancid.Nope!! It definitely was beyond a doubt. I don’t know how anyone could serve someone that and not notice. Disgusting! This place should honestly be shut down."

Full menu - 35 options

All prices are estimates on menu.

Entrées

Main Courses

Dinners

Fajitas

Dessert

Seafood

Side Orders

Toast

Spanish

Specialties

Lunch Specials

Soups

Starters

Salads

Lunch

Saturday & Sunday Specials

Sopas (Soup Meal)

Gorditas

Dinners Platillos

Appetizers

Kenneth Kenneth

The service was excellent and the Mexican food was definitely authentic.

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Reviews

Josh
Josh

Food and server/owner(? were amazing! Every last thing was home made and authentic. Anyone looking for Mexican food, i highly advise coming here!


Melva
Melva

So yummy! Was a long wait till our food came, but there was only one person there to take orders, make food, and serve, but it was well worth the wait!


Shanon
Shanon

I don't understand why people put such bad reviews on this place! The service and the server were super nice! And the food was great, only what I didn't like was what was laid on top of my tamale and enchiladas! But I'd be sure to come back. View menu


Patrick
Patrick

I have a special place in my heart for this restaurant. The food is delicious, the portions are generous, and the prices are fair. The owner personally takes your order, cooks the meal, and serves it to you. Be prepared for a wait, even if you are the only one dining there.


Dennis
Dennis

The thermometer read 47° when we went in there… I knew this wasn’t going to be a good experience. It wasn’t. I got a three taco dinner. The last beef taco was so bad that I could not eat it. I took one bite it was so terrible. I left it. The fajitas were terrible. No hook up to sink in men’s room. We will never go back there again. Big mistake.


Kat
Kat

I feel conflicted about giving this restaurant a rating since we didn't actually eat there. However, after reading other reviews, maybe we lucked out. We showed up an hour and a half before closing time, only to find the kitchen lights off and the staff only offering takeout. On top of that, there was a strong smell of natural gas when we entered the restaurant. If it were my establishment, I would have called the fire department out of concern for a potential gas leak. View menu


christopher
christopher

Don't do it. The guy was cool so I paid him but otherwise I got scammed. Everything microwaved here don't be fooled. Ordered authentic mexican style tacos and got rancid tasteing ground beef with onions. Looked like a sloppy Joe in a tortilla. Boss ordered chicken tacos because they guy said he wouldn't cook steak and started puking before we drove off saying he had nasty taste in his mouth and felt bad. Was charged around $15 a plate and will never be returning. Place should be shut down honestly would no star if I could.


MBM
MBM

We called an order ahead. We were told 40 minutes. We arrived 50 minutes later on a Saturday night to find an empty restaurant and the lights out in the kitchen. Absolutely none of our food had been prepared. After another 20 minutes, we received our food, and it was absolutely horrible. It was all reheated, pre-prepared garbage that was thrown together in a microwave. The beef on the tacos was so old, it crunched on the first bite of a taco. The rest was deemed unpalatable. There is absolutely no reason anyone should ever expect Authentic Mexican Quisine from this restaurant.


Danielle
Danielle

I honestly don’t know how this place is still open. When I went there, nearly all of the lights were off- including in the kitchen. There was only one person in the restaurant, and he both took my order and made the food.My order took about an hour to be done which was upsetting but I tried to be patient because there was only the one person there. However, the meat was literally rancid. You could tell by look and smell- but I even tasted it just because I thought I was overthinking it and perhaps it was a seasoning or something making it seem like it was rancid.Nope!! It definitely was beyond a doubt. I don’t know how anyone could serve someone that and not notice. Disgusting! This place sh... View menu

Categories

  • Pizza Delve into our perfectly baked pizzas, crafted with hand-tossed dough, rich tomato sauce, and a blend of gourmet cheeses. Each slice bursts with fresh toppings, ensuring a delightful bite every time.
  • Lunch Satisfy your midday cravings with our delicious lunch menu. From fresh salads and hearty sandwiches to savory soups and vibrant bowls, each dish is crafted to give you the perfect midday boost. View menu
  • Asiatic
  • Mexican Authentic Mexican flavors await you with sizzling fajitas, savory tacos, zesty enchiladas, and fresh guacamole, all crafted with rich, traditional spices and served with vibrant sides. Enjoy a fiesta on your plate!

Amenities

  • Television
  • Accepts Credit Cards
  • menu

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