Phone: +16067396388
Address: 3618 Louisa Rd, 41129 Catlettsburg, United States
City: Catlettsburg
Menu Dishes: 35
Reviews: 1420
Website: http://www.mcdonalds.com
"Nevertheless, I shrugged it off and took a big bite, only to feel an unexpected crunchy texture. What in the world was that? I cautiously lifted the top bun and was horrified. My hands shook as I gazed upon a half-eaten stink bug, covered in black hair. (Isn’t it ironic that my high school nickname was "half-eaten"?) Unfortunately, this was far from amusing. There was no fish, no cheese, no tartar sauce—just a hairy bug that I can only describe as a hairy beast. I quickly spat out the bug’s end, which accidentally flew and hit the manager’s old, fragile shoe. He looked up slowly, and I braced myself, saying, "Bring it on, old man," as I tossed the hairy sandwich to the ground. I felt a sense of accomplishment as I squashed it beneath my big toe. Just then, the manager cued up some rodeo music, and I knew things were about to get wild. I even sniffed my armpits to assert my dominance. The manager charged at me, growling and drooling, and I opened my arms in a futile attempt to receive a hug instead of a punch. Deep down, I knew I was in trouble. Sure enough, he dropped kicked me and landed on my throat. Ouch, that one really hurt! Let’s just say I ended up being carried out on a stretcher. I’m giving this place 2 stars; the manager showed some commitment, but on the flip side, I did accidentally eat a bug's rear end along with someone's pubic hair. And trust me, it wasn’t from the armpit. Anyway, if anyone out there knows how to arm fart, please reply to this comment—I’m looking for lessons. God bless!"
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