"I know some other boba places can be pretty disappointing, and while their service might not be the best, the staff here is definitely attractive. Some shops charge exorbitant prices for boba, but here you can grab a drink for just $3.50. Sure, Barbi splurged on enhancements and spent a fortune on spa treatments, but if you're wondering, did he really just say that? Head to Baytown and check out the drinks at Tea City!
My experience wasn’t perfect, though. The place felt a bit worn down, both inside and out, but it's spacious with plenty of tempting options, and some of the staff are genuinely good-looking. However, most of the employees seemed uninterested in serving me, and one guy in particular had an odd, competitive attitude, making fun of my outfit or snapping pictures without a hint of friendliness. I didn’t let it bother me too much, but still, a bubble tea shop should welcome questions and orders.
I've encountered unkind people before, so I’m used to it, but that doesn't mean I won't speak up when it happens. The drinks, though, are really good; I would have rated them 4 stars for the Honeydew Milk Tea if the service had been a bit friendlier. Just be careful not to puncture your cup, or things might get messy! A spilled boba drink can turn the floor and your shoes sticky, and cleaning up can be tricky. Once freshly spilled, it can make the ground quite slippery, almost like a scene from an Antifa protest, and you might find yourself in a precarious situation like Langdon in Vatican City.
Getting creamy boba on you can leave quite a mess, and if OJ wears his gloves here, it might just raise some eyebrows. That said, the boba is delightful—I'm addicted, just like Whitney—and it has a reputation for being as good as what Biggie would enjoy. Drinking it feels amazing, like the best experience ever, even if it leaves me feeling a bit piggy, and despite the chilly service, I keep coming back for more.
So here's to the tasty treats at Tea City!"