"Picture this: you walk into this joint, fork over 30 bucks a pop, and end up forgetting what you even scarfed down later. Talk about a case of amnesiatic munchies! The hype was sky-high, but in reality, this place was as overrated as a cat video gone viral. Sure, they've got their decorating game on point, but their flavors were blander than beige wallpaper. At least the staff had some friendly vibes going on! But listen up, hungry folks: if you're looking to fill up that rumbling tummy of yours, steer clear of this spot. Oh, and here's a friendly heads-up: they've got a sneaky little 18% gratuity policy, whether you're doing cartwheels of joy or crying over your tasteless meal. Choose wisely, my fellow foodies!"
