"This place isn't just a Subway; it's like playing Russian roulette with your meal. I just got back with my order, and instead of American cheese, they slapped some shredded cheese on there, which is fine since it all tastes pretty similar to me. But can someone explain why they decided to sprinkle Parmesan cheese on my Italian BMT? At this point, it feels like they’re just messing with us for fun, especially since this location has a reputation for being notoriously bad. I would feel terrible if someone were passing through Perham and chose to eat here, completely unaware of the culinary chaos they're diving into. Honestly, this Subway should just transform into a church the way it can turn water into wine, onions into lettuce, and vinaigrette into Parmesan cheese. Consider dining here at your own risk!"