"PLEASE DO NOT GO HERE. This was the worst dining experience I 've had in my entire life. My boyfriend and I were trying to have a pleasant dinner, and happened upon Sir and Star at The Olema, which was highly rated for special occasions. However, our dinner was an absolute nightmare. Upon first walking in, the ambience was very nice, the entryway had a fireplace and pine trees, and was perfectly lit. However, it was eerie the waitstaff were very off putting and eccentric, and the decorations included dead birds on the wall. We had a reservation and were seated within 10 minutes of arriving; so far, not bad. We noticed that a couple who had come in a few minutes earlier was moved from our table to a table in the lobby, which seemed really rude of the waitstaff. After being seated, we sat there for 30 MINUTES (this is not an exaggeration, as we kept looking at our watches) before even being acknowledged by the wait staff, despite several of them glancing at our table. They would serve another table, walk past us and look back, pause, then continue walking. This happened around 5 times could you just talk to us? I get it if it 's a busy day, but it takes 2 seconds to check in with us and let us know... but nothing. Not to mention the couple who was moved left the restaurant, because it seems like they weren 't acknowledged either. Finally, a woman came to take our order, saying it looks like you haven 't ordered yet . Lol? No apology or anything... of course we haven 't ordered yet because no one came to take our order... it 's hard to be ruder than this. We mentioned we were vegan and she said she could make us a menu, which we appreciated. Since we were starving after sitting there for so long, we asked for some bread and olive oil. About 10 minutes later they brought out the bread (focaccia) and olive oil. The bread was freezing given that this is an exquisite french restaurant , they should know how to warm up bread. We quickly ate it up because we were starving. About 15 minutes later, our waitress came and told us that a new table opened up that was bigger, telling us that our table was also wobbly. Fine.. but we couldn 't even say we just wanted to stay where we were at, as she came back and started moving our stuff there. Who moves patrons after they 've been seated for an hour? Anyway, we moved to the new table, which was also wobbly. And it smelled like cigarettes. After sitting at our new table for another 15 minutes, we were finally served our first course a parsnip soup, by a different waiter. The soup was actually very good, it was creamy and had delicious pecans inside. We were beginning to think maybe the food would make up for the horrendous, untimely service. We didn 't wait too long, maybe 10 minutes until the next course, some brussel sprouts with a sauce. This was pretty good too, it was crunchy and the sauce was quite tasty. But after this it was downhill. We waited around 20 minutes for the next course.. given that we waited that long, we were hoping it 'd be good. However it was half an artichoke with a disgusting dijon mayo tasting sauce (served by yet again a different waiter we didn 't even have a unique server). Blegh. After eating this, both my and my boyfriend 's stomachs were aching. Again, we waited about 25 minutes for the last course. The last course was a mix of vegetables in a tomato sauce the vegetables were ok at best, and the sauce was decent. It was a lackluster finish. Keep in mind we arrived at about 7:30, and it was already 9:45 at this point. We felt trapped we didn 't know how many courses there were, and couldn 't ask for the check since no one would come by. We were both very tired and just wanted to get the hell out of there at this point. It seemed most people were leaving, so someone finally came up to us and asked how we were doing... maybe since we were on THEIR time, and they needed to close, they finally started to care about acknowledging us? We gave them the remains of our l"