Phone: +14122611717,+14122323101
Address: 100 W Station Square Dr, 15219, Pittsburgh, United States
City: Pittsburgh
Menu Dishes: 30
Reviews: 1551
Website: https://www.grandconcourserestaurant.com/location/gandy-dancer-saloon/
"It is a story as old as America itself. A young Lithuanian basketball prodigy with a sweet crossover and NBA 3 point range gets drafted in the 2nd round by the Milwaukee Bucks, only to discover the existence of instant rice pudding when he moves to the states. He balloons up to 300 pounds in a matter of months and is cut by the Bucks. With no marketable skills he turns to a life of crime. And that is where this story begins with my friend Gustav Suger Free Loperov in Pittsburgh running the legendary long con the East Mississippi Reach Around. I had came to Pittsburgh because he needed a getaway driver who is fluent in Latin. The night before the big score was going down I stopped into the Gandy Dancer Saloon for the traditional pre heist meal of oysters and unsweetened marmalade. They did not serve unsweetened marmalade strangely enough but the Oysters Rockafella rivaled the best I ever had. They reminded me of a simpler time when I was an orphan in the monastery in Gibraltar stealing bread from the nuns. Oh how I would run when they threw rocks at me and called me a fatherless blight. But after tasting how the chef at the Gandy Dancer raised a lowly mollusks to such heights, I decided I too could rise above my humble beginnings. I decided then and there to leave my life of crime behind. Unfortunately I forgot to tell Gustav and he ended up getting 24 years when there was no getaway driver, Omelets and eggs though. I am now happy and living that strait edge life all thanks to the brilliant food an service a the Gandy Dancer."
All prices are estimates on menu.