Joe Muer Bloomfield Hills

39475 Woodward Avenue, Bloomfield Hills, 48304, United States Of America

🛍 Full, Wine, Kosher, Seafood

4.3 💬 11051 Reviews
Joe Muer Bloomfield Hills

Phone: +12487929609

Address: 39475 Woodward Avenue, Bloomfield Hills, 48304, United States Of America

City: Bloomfield Hills

Menu Dishes: 35

Reviews: 11051

Website: https://joemuer.com/bloomfield-hills/

"Avoid this place like the plague. Racist staff, piss poor service, overpriced food and not a welcoming environment at all. For some reason, my mom decided to celebrate her birthday here last week and we had an awful experience from start to finish. For starters, they don 't allow outside cakes in which is just downright silly. No one is paying 10 bucks for a slice of that mediocre cake they have. It 's a birthday celebration, let people bring their cakes in. Then, the staff were standoffish and cold from the very beginning. When we got to the table we could feel people on all sides staring at us. I asked one of the white fellas who works there for a refill of water and he literally just stood there and stared at me like I had poop on my face. He definitely spoke English with some sort of European accent, so I know he understood me. Next off, me and my brother-in-law ordered the crab or lobster pasta, can 't remember which meat it is, but it 's the only pasta on the menu and it tasted dreadful. No flavour, not fresh, dry, etc. we both pointed this out to the server who just became very unprofessional and downright disrespectful about the situation. Saying it looks like you ate half of it already, but I can see what I can do now, this place charges about 50 bucks for pasta and gives you a portion size of like 250g. Me taking a forkful of pasta equals damn near half the plate. Ok, I let it go while he brings out the stuffed flounder which was meant to be my replacement. He brings it out with no sides that come with it. I go where 's the sides? He goes do you want them? Um no sh*t I paid for the meal I want the full meal. He goes and gets the sides like 5 minutes later. My mom asks to confirm that my previous dish was taken off and he says he has to ask the manager. Um, why would you not ask the manager before processing the replacement? I 'm not paying for two meals. Ok, he brings over the manager. A blonde white woman who comes off as if she 's actually going to try and rectify the situation. She listens to our story and literally says nothing in reply, walks away, but we did have the meal taken off so I have no complaint on that end. She 's rude, but effective. LASTLY, my sister covered me and my mom bill which was 350 bucks all together, and not worth it I might add. But, nevertheless she covered it and gave the waiter 350 bucks in cash. He comes back saying she 's 100 bucks short. My sister knows full well she handed him 350 dollars cash. He goes back and then conveniently remembers putting the cash in the wrong pocket shady, unprofessional, rude, overpriced, prejudiced. I wouldn 't send my worst enemy here. If you want some fine dining go to Andiamo or Kruse and Muer."

Full menu - 35 options

All prices are estimates on menu.

Dessert

Soups

Seafood

Sushi Rolls

Ice Cream*

Starters And Snacks

Sides

Appetizer

American Food

Sushi

Mexican-American Food

Specialties

Schnitzel

Antipasti - Starters

Korean Hot Pot

Salads

Vegetarian Dishes

Side Dishes

Steaks

Beef Dishes

Pasta

Desserts

Entrées

Shareables

Chicken

Bar Menu - Appetizers

Dana Dana

Came in for my birthday dinner, the service was amazing!! I had the whole Branzino and it was SO good!!

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Jen
Jen

The food and service was 8.5/10. I prefer the dtown location better. Only reason why I frequent this location more is because it is more convenient.


D
D

Great food Great atmosphere Great family dining Great date night Great for friend Great for seafood or steak Must try the coconut cake Bring your big wallet or credit card with no limit CENTURION because it is a pricey menu


Ryan
Ryan

The scallops Coquilles St. Jacques was the most delicious thing I 've ever eaten. Also, our waitress was so knowledgeable and helpful and patient with us taking the time to recommend and describe particular cocktails for us. It was a great experience for my dad 's birthday. View menu


Katherine
Katherine

The food was incredible—absolutely top-notch. When comparing it to other high-end steakhouses, this was the best filet I've ever had. The chef even prepared a special appetizer to accommodate my dietary restrictions, which I really appreciated. Fantastic experience! And the coconut cake is simply the best.


Joy
Joy

Server was very good. Pace of food very good. We were disappointed that they were out of scallops so early in the evening and had to order something else. King crab pasta was very good. The creamed spinach side came lukewarm. I'd really like to give a 3.5 stars. I thought it was pretty pricey for what you got.


A
A

Everything was really nice, but I don't think the main entree is worth the price. Five stars usually means the food was amazing and a great value for the cost, but that wasn't the case here. I ordered the miso-glazed bass for $49, as shown in the picture below. The Brussels sprouts on the side were excellent, though. View menu


Gabi
Gabi

Growing up in the Detroit area, I have many memories dining at Joe Muer Seafood downtown to celebrate special occasions with family... I looked it up since and learned that JMS has been around the area for more than 90 years! This new(er) location on Woodward happens to be super close to where my parents now reside and I recently went for a special meal with my siblings, aunt and uncle. Despite feeling a bit underdressed (note there is a bit of a dress code), this restaurant delivers on atmosphere, service, and most importantly fine food and beverages! Our group enjoyed a variety of apps, salads, sushi, seafood, steak and dessert... It comes with a price tag, but I highly recommend a meal at...


Chris
Chris

We really had a good time at Joe Muer West Bloomfield last night. The restaurant is spacious with a cool, relaxed ambiance. There 's a dress code to eat here so be sure to adhere to that. Everyone in the restaurant was dressed business casual at minimum and it honestly added to the upscale vibe of the whole place. We started off with a dozen oysters, half east coast half west. The presentation was impeccable and the oysters super fresh. The lobster bisque and clam chowder were also fresh and lip smacking tasty . For our main dishes, we had the miso glazed Chilean sea bass, the king crab tagliatelle pasta, and the crab stuffed Atlantic flounder. All three were amazing; filling and delicious a...


Nathan
Nathan

Avoid this place like the plague. Racist staff, piss poor service, overpriced food and not a welcoming environment at all. For some reason, my mom decided to celebrate her birthday here last week and we had an awful experience from start to finish. For starters, they don 't allow outside cakes in which is just downright silly. No one is paying 10 bucks for a slice of that mediocre cake they have. It 's a birthday celebration, let people bring their cakes in. Then, the staff were standoffish and cold from the very beginning. When we got to the table we could feel people on all sides staring at us. I asked one of the white fellas who works there for a refill of water and he literally just stoo... View menu

Categories

  • Full Savor a delightful array of authentic flavors with our carefully curated menu. Indulge in a variety of dishes, crafted to perfection, offering something for every palate.
  • Wine A curated selection of fine wines from around the world, offering rich reds, crisp whites, and elegant rosés to pair perfectly with your meal. Savor each bottle's unique aroma, flavor, and complexity. View menu
  • Kosher Explore our Kosher menu featuring delicious and authentic dishes prepared in adherence to Jewish dietary laws. Enjoy a variety of thoughtfully crafted meals that cater to both tradition and taste.
  • Seafood Dive into the freshest catches of the sea with our seafood selection, featuring exquisite dishes prepared with high-quality fish and shellfish. Savor the flavors of the ocean in every bite!

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